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love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

anotherknifeinmyhands

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worm-monger

deliriumcrow

That depends entirely on the bakery, and the customer, in question.

inkskinned

oh, you think it’s not love because we are only friends? you think this isn’t love? do i not miss her when she’s gone. is her smile not the thing that makes me happy. do we not sit in silence together comfortably. are we both not weird and honest and joyful with each other. am i not proud of her as if she was my blood. right now she’s on vacation and seeing her glowing with the sun makes me so happy for her. i’m sorry if you don’t have something like that; a trust that’s bone-deep, a knowing that you can go for days without speaking and still pick up the place you left off. knowing if you said “help” she’d come running as fast as the wind. but it’s love, you know. found family always is.

whenemmafallsinlove

i realize that trump will most likely be acquitted by the senate but it is still a massive statement that he is the third president in history to be impeached. whether or not he is removed from office, this will leave a huge stain on his time as president for all of history, and that’s nothing to be scoffed at.

tiktoks-we-like

grafai-ai

Man sees crab for the first time.

marshthemehllow

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

asingularcanadian

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

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hgk477

Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on.

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?

jojos-mess

Please make this a thing. I’d soooo get this!!

nymerianightmares

where can I get updates???

fenderrawr

Suggestion to call it:

What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t

gaymerwantinggaythings-blog

^ Genius

cyhyryth-deactivated20210905

This is an awesome concept! An alternative rule could be instead of losing points, people could also maybe take a sip of their drink, it would make the stories even more entertaining. I would definitely play this as a drinking game with my friends!

hgk477

We need your input! We need more Prompt Cards and really need your help in shaping this game over the next couple of weeks before we launch! [Dec, 2019]

Click here to give feedback and to sign up to help create this party game!

hgk477

Guys! It’s happening! “What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t” is going to be available for pre-order this Wednesday!!! (Dec. 18)

Thanks to your feedback we have truly created something epic! Can’t wait to show you the final product!!!!!

offensivepanfish

FUCK YES!

overthemoonbyemidnight

sabrinas-spellsman

autogynephiladelphia

He fuckin killed him

sassy-echidna-deactivated202202

How did the think a fake article about a fictional character from a sitcom was a solid “clapback”???

reginaluporum

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

draws-memes

A family can be you, your wife, and your 11 children

ruinedchildhood

neurodivergent-crow

If he lived closer I would 100% hire him.

spoopy-metroid

How dare you hide that in the tags

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wyrmwizard

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

wyrmwizard

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

bob-belcher

adanddavid

chronically-femme

finally found the courage and drive to apply for disability benefits, which are a thing when you’re an insulin dependent diabetic in germany!

meaning i’d probably get more money when i go to uni next year, not paying money for my medication anymore, free public transport (!!!!), more free days, etc etc.

i’ve always been super hesitant to do so but now it’s the best option to be able to afford studying, plus the pros just outweigh the cons

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

badolmen

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

gisellegrantham-deactivated2020

I got a job today lol

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homunculus-argument

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

sailor--spoon

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

microcroft

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

mortheta-remade-deactivated2020

kepler: “24 hours ago i knew for a fact that jacobi would lay down his life if i ordered him to... it’s been a long day, minkowski. maybe there’s still other things i’ve been wrong about”

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