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I want to be girlypop

I want to be a divorced father of 4

I want to be an ethereal genderless being that weights 34 pounds

I want to be Batman

I want to be the only one in here serving omg that's so embarasing

I want to be an ancient wizard with a 3 foot beard casting fireball

I want to be the femme femme femmiest one

I want to be the grizzled old veteran with a scar on his face giving the protagonist warnings about what will happen if they continue down this path

I want to be Literally Just A Girl

I want to be a martyr for the rebellion

I want to be the platonic ideal of a performative male

I want to be a butch lesbian

I want to be just a li'l guy

I want to be able to casually suplex anyone I see

Is that too much to ask?

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probablymarin

TADC: The Last Act is really good if you actually care about the story instead of whatever headcanons you've decided to base your whole personality around

#tadc #tadc spoilers #spoilers

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

new-nintendo-2ds-xl

Chat long distance friendships succcckkkkkkkkkk

#I just wanna do hijinks #but they are too far away for hijinks :(

buriedpuppet

Jon's the kinda guy to say "I have made a grave error" when he over salts his food

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It's gay'o'clock

Marina Page

#marina #marina iida #off the hook #splatoon #splatoon fanart #fanart #my art #the long awaited marina page #finally #after all these years #and mayhaps I will continue onto the other idols #shiver page anyone?? frye page???#sorry callie and Marie but y'all def gonna be last #it's pride month anyways gotta do the lesbians and the team rocket polycule first or I'm homophobic

luisonte

Sin cgi pierde mucho

tiredspacedragon

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

greatmountainfloofsquatch

I don't know this sport.

#transition goals #the ideal body #gender envy

I just wanna hug someone, is that too much to ask? (it can't just be anyone it has to be someone I'm super close with, and but also they have to be comfortable with it too, I don't want to hug someone who doesn't want to be hugged. and also by huh I do almost mean cuddling but then it might be weird because guys are only supposed to cuddle if it's romantic and what if the person I want to hug thinks it's romantic, must I then just combust into flame? Also then I would have to ask someone if I can hug them and that's like total bullshit, why can't they just know I want to and also know that by hug I mean pseudo-cuddle so I don't have to verbalize that shit like some kind of sad pathetic dog begging to be pet??) surely this isn't too much to ask, surely

#midnight rant #vent post

the-muppet-joker

At night I hear the ants in my house whispering to me and telling me to go full on bug mode. I can't listen to them yet. But I tell them, soon

sexy-people-contests-2026

Jane Prentiss core

duckyfool

There is an ant's hill in my attic. It whispers to me and tells me to go full on bug mode.

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lqte4class

the magnus archives will be real in 5 minutes

sharktoothx

*feels afraid* woah guys was that a magnus archives reference

heliumgenius

I had a dream where Michael was just. On top of my wardrobe. That's kinda what it looked like.

circus0shifter

he is not even my fav character. there is something mysterious happening with this Corridor Guy that makes me draw him again and again 😔

#the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #digital art #art #fanart #michael the distortion #artists on tumblr #Michael is such a diva #so was Helen tbh #mayhaps the distortion is just the diva

kiksniko

what do you mean? this is a totally normal amount of blood to lose from a flesh wound.

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #melanie king #jonathan sims #jon sims

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neat-username

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

#tma podcast #tma #the magnus archives #jane prentiss #wasps nest in my attic #tmagp

stomachforcrows

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

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If you're brave enough or stupid enough, any media can make you feel like this

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