Up Close & Personal

You know shit’s bad when the IT guy behind you softly and quietly mutters “help me task manager, you’re my only hope…”

if you neglect a garden, plants will be overgrown, weeds will take over and it will be slowly become a mess. but if you wanted to start anew, you can. the weeds can be dug up, new flowers can be planted. patience and daily care will help it grow into a beautiful garden. it’s the same for yourself. if you want to change your habits and make steps to heal, it’s already a big step. it means you care about yourself, and caring is the first step to making a garden beautiful again.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

GOES FOR VISUAL ARTISTS TOO

If you’re ever caught naked in public, it’s actually a better idea to just cover your face

I wish everyone would wake up and realize that your idealized self is simply your current self but with drive. The person you want to be is you if you put in the work! Like, life is ultimately up to us and we can change ourselves whenever we want! Make plans to do better for yourself, speak it into fruition, and work for it.

it’s ok to not be perfect. you don’t need to stick to a strict schedule or be hard on yourself. it’s ok to want to improve yourself, but it’s easy to burnout or start to hate what you’re doing if you’re constantly breaking your own heart or belittling your own efforts. it’s ok to make your routine as comforting and enjoyable as possible rather than forcing things. growth and productivity happens more naturally when you’re at peace with yourself and treat yourself in a nurturing way.

This is both amazing and deeply disturbing

I can confirm that banana peels are slippery. You can go from solid ground to fruity fatality real quick