ah shit, here we go again

$13.50

Literally nothing.

$50…

Actually $53 I forgot about that other thing…

i love sleeping and being mentally unavailable

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

She was a BEAST

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.