TOFUHOUSE.

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

he was just giving you a gamer greeting :/

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

the f in frog stands for friendship

the r in frog stands for respect

the o in frog stands for optimism

The g stands for g a y

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..