Tododeku-Incorrect-Quotes

Todoroki: [staring at them silently]

Bakugou: You’re really quiet today, Todoroki.

Midoryia walking in, tripping & falling face first on the floor: Ahh shit, oh hi guys!

Todoroki: I don't even know what home is anymore. I couldn't go home if I tried, even if I was welcome anymore, if home even truly exists.

Midoryia: ...

Midoryia: So go big?

Midoryia: I love you more!

Todoroki: hmm, how about someone high up in a society?

Midoryia: I’m scared of heights.

Todoroki: That’s not— whatever. How about someone with the underground scene?

Midoryia: I’m not into raves

Todoroki: Well, have you searched for someone in front of you?

Midoryia: …in front of me?

Todoroki: Hi~!

Todoroki: Yes, why does this surprise you?

Bakugou: Let’s get Deku’s opinion

Todoroki: Okay, hey Midoryia!

Midoryia: What?

Bakugou: Half-And-Half said I would be evil if I were in a movie and we need your opinion

Midoryia: Yeah, sorry Kacchan, you’d be evil

Bakugou: That’s so stupid! When I overthrow the gover- oh

Midoryia: uhuh

Todoroki: In a REALLY bad mood

Midoryia: I heard you the first time

Todoroki: In a REALLY REALLY bad fucking mood

Midoryia: *sighs*

Midoryia: *walks over and kisses Person B*

Midoryia: Are you feeling better now?

Midoryia: hehe thanks

Todoroki: except that youre stuffed with organs

Midoryia:

Todoroki:…

Midoriya:…

Midoriya: See, now I’m disappointed in both of us.

Todoroki: you’re the pen to my pencil.

Midoryia: *confused* you’re the sun to my sky!

Todoroki: YOURE THE CRIPPLING TO MY DEPRESSION

Midoryia: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE

Midoryia: “I’m allergic.”

Todoroki: ”Two mangos”

Midoryia: “…”

Todoroki: “You can throw them at Bakugou's head-”

Bakugou:

Todoroki, laughing: And together we become a zero. We become nothing.