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my toxic trait is thinking everyone is my friend after meeting them once and never interacting with them again like the other person is probably like who tf is that but i’m like yay bestie <3

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

Your third most recent emoji will reveal your aura

Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is "easy", you are slutshaming the task

"most people are in a daily trauma....they don't even know they're alive"

titty bouncing crucifix flopping dress shoes slapping

I worked at a grocery store. We did this same shit with literal tons of food and it radicalized me more than any book ever could.

Legitimately I would start giving away pastries to anyone who tried to buy one after 8pm because I felt viscerally disgusted by the idea of selling someone a muffin I was supposed to throw away in an hour.

YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????

It’s like he knows he walked right the fuck into it. It couldn’t stop.