Todd alquist

Perfect. I'll pay you like $500 if you go to the offices of the law firm Hamlin, Hamlin & Mcgill, tell the receptionist you need to speak with howard hamlin, then go in there and pretend you're his long lost illegitimate son, preferably in front of as many people as possible.

Amazing. I'll give you another 200 on top of that if you can make yourself cry, try to hug him and call him dad in front of a client.

you better make someone record it too, lmao

Perfect. I'll pay you like $500 if you go to the offices of the law firm Hamlin, Hamlin & Mcgill, tell the receptionist you need to speak with howard hamlin, then go in there and pretend you're his long lost illegitimate son, preferably in front of as many people as possible.

Mhm, and why is he in there?

he loves being down there. who needs a reason? he has toys and he gets to see the sun.