Today's Canada

today, Canada and America dressed up as each other and were shocked when no one could tell them apart

today, Canada waited at his front porch for trick or treaters before realizing that it wasn't Halloween yet

today, Canada went shopping for a Halloween costume with America and they both had fun trying on silly couple's costumes

today, Canada found a spider in the kitchen and evacuated his home

today, Canada survived off of nothing microwaveable meals

today, Canada was too comfy in bed to go to the bathroom so he held it all night

today, Canada looked all over for his glasses before noticing that they were on his head

today, Canada had to defend his choice to wear a fanny pack

today, Canada spilled hot coffee on his lap and immediately wanted to stop existing

today, Canada went to a pumpkin patch and had his face painted

today, Canada sneezed five times in a row and immediately felt exhausted

today, Canada had to go to the ER after attempting to chew a jawbreaker

today, Canada bought glow in the dark socks and walked around the house all day with the lights turned off just to see them glow

today, Canada was caught taking a silly picture of himself in the public bathroom mirror

today, Canada found old pictures of himself from the 1990s and nearly cried from embarrassment

today, Canada was stared at as he did jumping jacks at the bus stop to keep himself warm from the cold

today, Canada wondered why he felt so lightheaded before realizing that he hadn't eaten anything all day