"I yield my flesh, but..."

A greatsword is clearly the best sword. Perfect.

good, you really shouldn't make a deal with that workshop, theyre a total scam. the hammer they sold me exploded on the first swing, and i almost failed a contract. you know what saved me? menoir's tailors. i tell you, their clothes are as durable as the x corp stuff, and so easy to move around. only the lightest of materials too, so you can freely aurafarm in the midnight breeze. and with their newest membership you can even get your clothes repaired for half the fee of normal clients. a total steal, right?

What if you became Jetstream Sam and turned your sword into Murusama

But just a boring sword is NOTHING!! Obviously, you gotta get some workshop-EXCLUSIVE enhancements for your weapon, right? Maybe some thrusters, or a FLAMETHROWER!!! Heck, you sign a deal with me RIGHT NOW, and I'll even throw in a free high-speed ejection sheath!!!! CALL WORKSHOP BOOMSTICK, MAKING YOUR WEAPONS BETTER SINCE-

But which kind of sword matters too, hm? A rapier is clearly the superior blade, perfect for duels~

Okay, here's an idea then. What if the sword was YOUR FISTS. and you PUNCHED PEOPLE WITH IT. Pretty metal, right?

What if- what if. Um. The sword was actually um. A pointy stick and you. Shot it with another stick with a string??

I have recently discovered that BL means Blade Lineage, and not Boys Love... I really thought you were just a really passionate Boys Love book club...

Cue a looooooong side eye from Jun / tightenshold

Good day Mr. Kim of the Bamboo Hat. I see that you are at N corp, correct? I will send you. TWO bags of chips of your choice, should you do me a tiny little favor. You see. The reason for Aeng-Du's short stature is because she was quite the fussy eater when she was younger, and it would be a shame if that habit had carried over to her adulthood. Please make sure that she eats properly and, if you do a good job, I might even throw in a THIRD bag of chips. And maybe some soda.

hi bamboo hatted kim whats your opinion on will wood

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whats your opinion on dancing, ballroom or otherwise.

Greetings. Sorry mother uninvited you from the family gathering. I wouldn't take it personally.