The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:
*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em
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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-
Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off
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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this
Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is
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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me
Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia
This is entirely accurate and I am all for Bi-der-man.
homophobia or arachnophobia
BIDERMAN, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU
Villain: holds up Spider-mans battered body after a fight
Spider-man: kisses the villain
Villain: Loses consciousness after the passionate kiss Bi-derman: wins *conclusion* kiss is the power more of Bidyyy
