stop stealing my fucking jutsu

i think people would want to know so they can get checked for rabies

If anyone so much as tried to touch me they’d be too dead to worry about “rabies.”

.... so you do have rabies?

Everything I read in ninja school makes sense now. Madara Uchiha has rabies, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

Oh? And what did they write about me? Purely out of curiosity.

dear citizens of konoha. i have singlehandedly made a vaccine for the coronavirus but i command that you do not inform the uchiha about this, as they have no vaccines whatsoever. i have been working towards wiping out the uchihas for years and this is finally the time. if i find out that the uchihas have been informed whoever played the role of the messenger will have their ass beat by yours truly.

Every year you think of more and more creative ways to commit genocide

problem? give me my awards already.

dear citizens of konoha. i have singlehandedly made a vaccine for the coronavirus but i command that you do not inform the uchiha about this, as they have no vaccines whatsoever. i have been working towards wiping out the uchihas for years and this is finally the time. if i find out that the uchihas have been informed whoever played the role of the messenger will have their ass beat by yours truly.

Every year you think of more and more creative ways to commit genocide

problem? give me my awards already.

dear citizens of konoha. i have singlehandedly made a vaccine for the coronavirus but i command that you do not inform the uchiha about this, as they have no vaccines whatsoever. i have been working towards wiping out the uchihas for years and this is finally the time. if i find out that the uchihas have been informed whoever played the role of the messenger will have their ass beat by yours truly.

[sniffs] do i smell an UCHIHA ?

@madarasuggestions I know that you barely know me but @tobiramaofficial and @makekonohagreatagain keep bullying the Uchiha and I’m not living for it.

god can you stop bitching for 5 seconds and let me TP this uchiha’s house in peace.

@makekonohagreatagain stole one of my fucking eyes.

And? You should still have one left. This sounds like a “you problem”.

Is that what your dad said after all but one of your brothers died?

No. But he did tell me that if I ever talked about my emotions or expressed weakness I‘d be next.

Shit fam, I know a good therapist if you need one. It may seem useless to you but think about it like this, you can complain about weak people and shit talk and they legally can’t snitch ☺️

Wtf is a soyboy? That sounds like a Starbucks drink...

This is just sad.

Bitch at least I had friends.

The only reason this village exists is because I had a friend.

That friend also killed you 🥰

And? It wasn’t as if anyone else back then could have.

i most definitely could have yet i have something called self restraint and respect. i didn’t try to destroy the village like SOMEONE I KNOW which is a prime example of that aforementioned respect.

Lie to yourself somewhere else, Senju scum. Wash that biohazard around your neck while you’re at it.

you’re just mad because you can’t reach my level of fashion expertise. you’re talking big for someone whos been wearing a SMOCK for 60 years.

@madarasuggestions I know that you barely know me but @tobiramaofficial and @makekonohagreatagain keep bullying the Uchiha and I’m not living for it.

god can you stop bitching for 5 seconds and let me TP this uchiha’s house in peace.

@makekonohagreatagain stole one of my fucking eyes.

And? You should still have one left. This sounds like a “you problem”.

Is that what your dad said after all but one of your brothers died?

No. But he did tell me that if I ever talked about my emotions or expressed weakness I‘d be next.

Shit fam, I know a good therapist if you need one. It may seem useless to you but think about it like this, you can complain about weak people and shit talk and they legally can’t snitch ☺️

Wtf is a soyboy? That sounds like a Starbucks drink...

This is just sad.

Bitch at least I had friends.

The only reason this village exists is because I had a friend.

That friend also killed you 🥰

And? It wasn’t as if anyone else back then could have.

i most definitely could have yet i have something called self restraint and respect. i didn’t try to destroy the village like SOMEONE I KNOW which is a prime example of that aforementioned respect.

@madarasuggestions I know that you barely know me but @tobiramaofficial and @makekonohagreatagain keep bullying the Uchiha and I’m not living for it.

god can you stop bitching for 5 seconds and let me TP this uchiha’s house in peace.

@madarasuggestions I know that you barely know me but @tobiramaofficial and @makekonohagreatagain keep bullying the Uchiha and I’m not living for it.

it’s called natural selection. @makekonohagreatagain look at this nerd. let’s shove him in a locker.