Tobias the Adequate

Well, it kinda did but it was all DIY and if you had a parent who would GO TO THE TROUBLE of cutting your lunch meat up small for you and giving you both lunch meat AND crackers AND cheese you were truly loved.

Onward.

... just realized that the shirt I’m wearing is about 20 years old. Huh. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPGSrkMrPMQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR Artisanal Gibberish Vol 1 published by Unruly Voices. Out on 15 May! Unrulyvoices.com/product/artisanal-gibberish #book #IWroteThis #ArtisanalGibnerish #UnrulyVoices #DeathByHashTag https://www.instagram.com/p/COgGmZULQSf/?igshid=1i54m6dh7oqve

Ok then. The #Shanty Shanty #meta #thataboutcoversit https://www.instagram.com/p/CMrzdOxF3zP/?igshid=18ntvercuhxqo

#chefPr0n for my friends and family who work in kitchens. You know who you are... https://www.instagram.com/p/CL10lnrlhJ-/?igshid=1pc6imo9zi4pt

DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF THE OLD MAGIC. I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN #ICoukdReadAt9609Baud https://www.instagram.com/p/CLKGcAklhaa/?igshid=1r8nh5lovnfwf

What I hear in my head anytime someone says “#DeepState”. #DerpState #foryourfiles https://www.instagram.com/p/CLHUMBElxru/?igshid=17rx2vbjwcl6g

#UnsolicitedThemeSongs #FloorZamboni I don’t know, these things happen https://www.instagram.com/p/CLFYsYKFvAN/?igshid=1dqvro7hi0nbn

#TikTok hymnal. #ApologizeToJanis #sorry #filk #FailAtHashtags https://www.instagram.com/p/CK6_VRWlR2R/?igshid=6qpnwx85ucdg

#ArtisanalGibberish : #Ships https://www.instagram.com/p/CKug6pElE6k/?igshid=jgg3pao3m4z0