Fuck off

How very manipulative of you…

I have my moments.

And let me make something clear to you. I don’t care what you care about. I was simply inquiring about the fact that you seem to prefer calling me ‘swan lake’, rather than my birth-given name, for some ungodly reason. It is a name that I don’t live up to, and don’t deserve. I would much prefer you to call me Fiona.

Not happening. You're swan lake and you'll learn to deal with it if you want to pass history.

Well, I’ve never done it, so I wouldn’t know.

Oh, you poor poor sheltered girl.

Isn’t the point of being drunk to feel different than you normally do? Ergo, wouldn’t getting used to it defeat its purpose.

Well I do feel different but I do it to... eh. Doesn't matter why. Don't tell me why I drink.

You seem oddly sensible for a drunk person.

That's what happens when you get used to it, swan lake.

Exercise is good! As a wannabe doctor, I am required to recommend it but not follow my own recommendations.

Being on the basketball team makes you do quite a bit, no matter how much you don't want to. A wanna be doctor, huh?

Shouldn’t you be the one who understands yourself?

I'll let someone else be in charge of that.

Let's be real, I don't either.

Oh … I’ve never had that experience before. Everything I do is for a reason … never just … because.

Well that's no fun.

Ooh that’s some tough shit. The middle kid is close to me, but she’s the one who’ll punch me if I tell her to fuck off. 

It is. The eldest is mostly the one who does trouble. But considering she looks up more to our older brother than me it's understandable, we don't like each other too much.

On what?

On what the thing is.

You’ve got more than one sister? I do too. Two older ones. The oldest one hates me. She pushed me down the stairs,

Yeah, I've got three. Three younger pains in my ass. The youngest just started high school but the eldest tried to shave my hair off when I told her she was acting like a dickhead.

Oh honey, my sister would too. But I still tell her to fuck off anyway. Then she punches me. Then she steals my cigarettes,

Sisters, man. It's worse when you have more than one and they're not scared of you. 

You could try.

But it doesn't make sense.