the primitive mind deserves its nightmares

not to be a gay bitch on main, but i often hurt myself thinking about the torchwood team meeting boom town jack. it's your boss, your mysterious, often grim boss, and he looks pretty much the same except for the glow of youth about him and the lack of his signature outfit which you've never seen him without. and your boss is charismatic, yeah, but this man is fucking effervescent. he's so aggressively alive, so insistently present, and he looks delighted with everything he sees. his eyes light up when they fall on alien artifacts, and early 2000s phones, and the friends he's travelling with. he's so bright it's like staring down car headlights. and i know ianto and he weren't together, but imagine if they were. jack never seems as happy with me as he does with the blonde girl and the man in the leather jacket. jack never seems this happy.

whats up gamers, we're the black parade. this show is brought to you by our immortal dictator. use our code TBP4EVER at checkout to get 5% added to your merch total and support the #regime.

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-