Maintenance man.

Nah. Generally it’s the virtues who give you shit for things, y’know.  I’m just here to avoid doing my job. And if you already know your life is gone down the drain what do you need a Seraphic being to tell you for?

I don’t know anything about religion, how should I know who tells me that I’ve destroyed my life? And I don’t know, maybe you’d be telling me to try to get my life on track or something awful like that.

My mattress didn’t change its mind. But that’s okay, I napped in a tree instead. My life is always rough. Shit happens. Sounds boring to me. I’m trying to find clothing that isn’t burned to shit.

That’s unfortunate. Doesn’t shit happen to everyone? I wish I could offer you something, but a lot of mine are shredded right now. Sorry.

+5

hey dirk im dave im at the point of considering leaving my blog sitting for a while do the pros outweigh the cons or nah

If you plan on coming back to it, the cons are pretty heavy. Such as catching up on everything you missed.

Is this a sign from some higher power? “Dirk, your life has gone down the drain and the embodiment of Lust has come to point out just how bad you are.”

Really? What happened? Did you get in some sort of trouble or did the android just let it alone?

Well I’m dating him now, so there’s that.

@toasterfixer I suppose that is fair.

I may be a “meaner,” but you are a “wiener” so it all works out.