cringe but free

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?