me, trying to draw a tiger: god, this is so annoying, it’s so hard to see the form of the body with all these stripes breaking up the shape— me: ……. me: …………. me: oh shit, it got me

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

Is it possible a bolt got ejected from a pipe in the wall or something similar that just looks like a bullet hole but originated inside the bathroom wall

if you fence and keep bees do you really need two separate sets of gear

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

I draw my silly little boxes and put my silly little letters in

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

be gay and eat dirt. realize freedom is just another word for worm.

idk about hte rest of yall but im gonna be wearing a mask for the rest of forever. im into it. i love not having a face. it’s an essential part of my wardrobe now. would appreciate it if the rest of you would do the same so im not the only one doing some covidcore fashion statement