Yeehaw i love men

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

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a lounge

It took me… a WHILE to figure out that those stars were on your duvet and your dog wasn’t just, like, manifesting sparkles with its weird borzoi magic

@arcanist-valtrois

This post I made gave me an epic new block list