hogwarts au sentences.  letâs put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts â some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your museâs mouth.
â can you cast a patronus? â
â i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least iâm not doing algebra right now. â
â do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? â
â how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? â
â sorry, all the other carriages are full, iâm sitting here whether you want it or not. â
â i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like⌠bunnies. â
â iâm tired, and i want to go to bed, and iâve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? â
â what do threstals look like? â
â do you ever wash your cauldron? â
â trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing youâve ever done. â
â if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. â
â no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. â
â when did you get the dark mark? â
â SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! â
â who was the guy your boggart turned into? â
â where did you learn that? â
â sorry, but you couldnât pay me to put my name in that thing. â
â do you still have that leaf in your mouth? â
â youâre the most injury-prone [quidditch position] iâve ever met. â
â congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. â
â imagine being a straight couple right now. â
â iâm going to have to fight my parents. â
â sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [theyâre] beautiul. â
â do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? â
â i actually havenât asked anyone for the yule ball with me. â
â [name] got petrified, didnât [they]? iâm sorry. â
â have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? â
â next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god iâm hexing [their] arse. â
â i ate something and now my face is purple. iâm NOT coming out! â
â itâs vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. â
â donât look at me like that, iâm just trying to steal your body heat. itâs cold down here, okay? â
â how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? â
â come to think of it, i donât think iâve ever seen a ginger slytherin. â
â i didnât even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. â
â finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. â
â are both of your parents muggles? â
â when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like⌠a date kind of âtogetherâ? â
â i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. â
â why must the plants sing? â
â sorry, youâre not getting the password from me. â
â have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. â
â of course iâm fine. i mean, who wouldnât want to be told theyâre going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? â
â are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? â
â dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? â
â how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? â