iM nOt EvEn TiCkLiSh

When he puts you to bed before 10:30…

Me: *harasses that big dumb ler until he loses his shit cuz I want a spanking*

When you finally decide to eat the dinner you packed for work…

When he forces berry melatonin gummies into your mouth while your mouth is already full of Twix ☹️

When he digs into a death spot until you call him beautiful… yeah, you’re beautiful alright… #facereveal

When you lock him out of your room because you don’t want a spanking:

When he force-feeds you melatonin, but you’re not going to sleep, you’re watching your show 😤

How do tickles go these days?

When you say “Will cook dinner for wrecks.” 🪶

When you tell him not to come into your room at 10:30 because you have a virtual appointment… so he comes in at 10:05… AND tickles you.