The Krafty Kactus

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

the whole your loved one isnt really dead! they’ll be resurrected if they believe in jesus! is the biggest obstacle to actually processing death in a healthy way. i was raised and then coerced into believing that and with effort i finally shed it. but knowing everyone else around me believes it wholeheartedly but also have never learned to grow through grief is a challenge. i’ve had to learn how to deal with this on my own because they’re not a help in that department and because i don’t have those beliefs anymore. and to know that i’m actively trying to heal from that while everyone else is telling me no believe what i believe is just cruel

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack