FN-2187, Reporting For Duty!

I, ah… I stole a book from her…

Gotta love the irony there, though. But here I was thinking you wouldn’t hurt a fly. I’m surprised.

Anyway, I’m gonna keep coloring now. [goes back to scribbling on the floor]

Oh, yeah. Don’t let me get in the way. I’ll just watch or something. Maybe stare at the ceiling for a really long time.

Mmhm. She used her magic on me, and poof! I was in the book. 

Why in the world would anyone want to do that? Did you blow up her house or something?

I’m sure! And it’s okay, I’ll be alright. [has no idea what caution tape is though]

Oh, phew! That’s good. I was worried for a second. [honestly has very little idea of what it is either] [you dont need that to shoot a gun at resistance scum]

No they won’t! They’ll be careful.

And you’re sure? Like, sure-sure? Maybe we should put caution tape around here.

Oh, well, a witch cursed me.

A witch?... That actually makes sense.

A book! It’s a story written out. I was cursed to be stuck in one for fifteen years, but now I’m back.

Like a holonovel! Okay! Wow, that’s weird. You got stuck in a holonovel for fifteen years? How does that even work?

…I’m just coloring, though.

On the floor! People walk there! They might walk over you too!

Well, I was born in Italy, but I lived in a book for the past fifteen years. I was just recently freed!

You were in a what? Is that like a jail? Did you kill someone or something?

Well, it’s fun.

But... What if you get in trouble? It doesn’t look like it’s allowed.

Oh! I’m Feliciano! But you can just call me Feli if that’s too long. What’s your name?

I’m Vogal. I think I’ll stick to Feli, that sounds pretty cool. Where you from? Any system nearby?

Coloring.

On the floor? Is that allowed?

[doodle doodle] [glances up] Oh. Hi.

Are you- What are you doing?

A desert? I’ve never been to a desert before.

You aren’t missing much, really. Aaaanyways, who’re you?

[smol is now doodling all over the floors] [looking very proud of his work]

Someone’s gonna get smoked and it’s not gonna be me

I think it’s very nice! I love the warm weather~

At least it’s not... a desert. Those really, really suck.