The Story Never Ends

#coronavirus #meme #monsters Inc #university life

Also, I don't even want any of you.. .

So I was crawling into bed at 11 last night, and out of simple curiosity checked my Pokémon Go. And what did I find? A FREAKING PIKACHU. So I quick grabbed some flip flops and ran outside. Keep in mind I live in a super rural area in the hills, and there were mountain lion sightings recently. I started to get pretty freaked out a half mile down the road in the pitch dark with growls noises off to the side, and that's when I thought, "It's okay, Pikachu will protect me." Help. Please send help. UPDATE: I DIDN'T EVEN FIND HIM!!!!! IWJDIDONABGAIODKNDJS

At first. I thought, "Well for the love, we Ingress players have got it down, heck, they built Pokémon go on top of our game! Freaking lay off. What morons would even do some of this stuff?" And then I realized these posts were from before the Go launch. Which means these are all things that ingress players were doing wrong way before and still during this. I quickly shut my Internet mouth.