The Nerd In Me

I still remember making eye contact with you at the thrift store immediately after seeing this drink cart knowing exactly what we were gonna do with it 😅

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

on your what

sega had me terminated for these

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

they should put John Boyega and Oscar Issac in a romcom since they didn’t let them do anything with their chemistry in Star Wars

Every time there's major political and current events shit going on (largely in America) we get a new Hunger Games and a new Knives Out and I just want to personally thank Suzanne Collins and Rian Johnson for this

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them