Always Wanted To Be A Superhero

Cheese and Crackers! That was too close! If I were a guy I’d have just been neutered!

Valkyrie: And you have me, Patsy. You have me.

Ah.  I know Strange— He’s a good fella, though I haven’t much seen him around lately.  I’ll have to keep an eye out.  Though generally when I need a physical, they send me to robotics.  The arm, you know.

Robotics? But what if the problem isn't the arm? I mean you don't have other robotic bits, do you? I guess you attract a whole different kind of crowd. Date a lot of girls who like ah- attachments?

Don’t know this Night Nurse lady… Or I guess it could be a fella.  Been running into a lot of hocus pocus myself lately, but I wouldn’t touch it.  I can hardly use an iPhone. What do I need to be mixing around with pulling quarters out of ears for? 

The Night Nurse? Dr. Strange's nurse. She's wonderful. And if you ever need medical or mystic help they're the people to go to. Smart man, last then you need is a bunch of antlered polar bears chasing after you, believe me.

This thing kinda looks like something out of the blue lagoon.  You used up any of those wishes? 

No way José. I see mystic, I fight mystic. But after doing this for a while, and being friends with the Night Nurse, I know way better than to fool around with mystic. That never turns out pretty. 

… You’ve got a mermaid?

Figure it’d be a good enough gang.  

I'd say so, I'm pretty sure everyone is a part time Avenger at this point. Hell my mermaid might even be one. As long as Irene, I mean Tony, doesn't send me back to Alaska I guess I shouldn't complain.

Guess us part timers should stick together. 

You too? Well clearly I should spend time with the other part timers more often if you're the kind of person I can expect to see.

Not-so-secret totally crazy side for sure, Patsy. I’m a merc but even I can’t afford a softie side. How’s it goin’? You a fan?

Not a fan, hardly know of you other than from Arachnid Boy or whatever his name is.