selina meyer's side chick

i don’t think we should call the spanish driver the king of mexico maybe

can’t stop thinking about the fact that checo went to the mall last week in a suburb of houston texas alone, looked visibly distracted, got a massage in one of those kiosks in the middle of the pathway where they’re cracking your back in front of god and the staff of wetzels pretzels and then posted the “i am not leaving” wolf of wall street meme… what intrigues me most about checography is that unlike with chesearch, no amount of study will ever make u able to predict his next move. for example, charles strutting around in a woman’s floppy hat seems like a natural next step for the plucky puppy protagonist of a child’s story…. but checo will be experiencing something that nobody has ever experienced before. like madlibs but the results are “public callout for cheating by your teammates mother” and “dad reveals contract was re-signed through posting custom yeti tumbler made to celebrate”

literally wearing my logan hat today that he signed and i. wow. anyways i hope every williams car blasts into 40 pieces every race the rest of the season

Logan knew what he was doing... he instinctively knew he was racing an illegal floor, so he opted to destroy it in the name of sporting integrity.

the og “alex albon appendix effect” was actually the 2008 stock market crash leading to jenson button’s wdc

maybe alex albon has also been terrorized by loscar lacy edits and the narrative that they aren’t friends anymore and decided to put a stop to it. by asking him if they’ve fucked

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

This is so cool

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell