@unofficialteenTITAN: @gollymsmolly thanks but think about it forreal. who's to say that my 'red' isn't your 'orange'? and we just sang those songs to erase all cognitive though?
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@unofficialteenTITAN: @gollymsmolly thanks but think about it forreal. who's to say that my 'red' isn't your 'orange'? and we just sang those songs to erase all cognitive though?

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@unofficalteenTITAN: how do we all know we're seeing the same color and we aren't just brainwashed into thinking that one thing is associated with a word nshIT
unofficalteenTITAN: so hear me out. how does wifi on planes work when i can't even get a damn phone signal even though we're closer to space?
unofficialteenTITAN: we're being ROBBED #wakeupamerica
mcntcdistantc.
Saturdays were Silvia’s least favorite day of the week, bar-none. There were too many people, too many colors, too many voices that didn’t belong to her. Focusing was a thing of the past, and migraines were like jackhammers at every point of her cranium. It was a miracle she hadn’t outed herself yet–at least not on an actual Saturday. Today was exceptionally worse, somehow; the streets of New York lined with people and emotions and varying degrees of volatility.
She clutched at the side of her head, attempting against all odds to ward off a headache, leaning against a nearby wall. “Shit.”
Phone in hand, Titan was among the majority out and about in New York collected pokemon post the USA launch of the best app ever made - suck a nut whatsapp. Turning the corner, Titan spotted it. The ellucive pikachu. “Excuse me miss, not to be, you know, that guy but if you could not move there is a pikachu on your right foot and if I don’t capture him I will literally die because I restarted my game earlier this morning and I had already found a level 56 Pidgey and that shit is not easy in this crap town, okay?”
Lining up his shot perfect and watching with baited breath as the pokeball shook once, twice, and fuck, a third time - he let out a sigh of relief. “It’s been a real stressful day as you can imagine, but now I’m basically living my Pokemon Yellow dream so,” as he rambled on, he realized that she didn’t look so good. “Fuck, you don’t look so good. Are you okay or? Did you get mugged? The game’s only been out for one day.”
ofironandsnark.
“as fitting as it is to make my tower a gym, this is getting ridiculous. i can’t even leave my garage without almost hitting someone with their face buried in their phone.”
“yo mr. stark it’s an honor and some would even say a privilege, but for a man who’s trying to basically be technology i think it’s only fair to say that hating kids who aren’t sending each other smoke signals to spread kindness via getting each other coffee requires a hate tax on your part. you owe the city 15 thousand stalks of corn. this has nothing to do with me building a corn maze, this is for the children.”

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spiidersense.
“–so ANYWAY, i told ‘im. i told the guy ‘hey, johnny, y’know we’re gonna have to take that gun away, my dude. that’s illegal, man, you’re pointin’ it right at that lady’ and he started yellin’ at me about his LEGAL RIGHTS and thats the minute, right there, when i started praying for nic cage to steal those documents and CHANGE ‘em–just a lil’. right to bear arms?? nah. right to BARE arms, fuck sleeves, dude.”
“i totally get that you’re a good guy, but you’re like a walking 2013 shitpost blog run by an overzealous 14 year old. no faults in that, just. fuck sleeves? you’re about to be the farmer tan guy.” fixated on the wrong point, titan sighed.
jeffduchannes.
“ I just wasted four pokeballs for that Eevee. I’m trained in multiple kinds of combat. I can shoot a target from five hundred yards… but can’t catch an Eevee? “
“Dude, you need to get your finger-flick game on. Also, 5 points for the humble brag. So you would be really good at that balloon pop carnival game and you’d come home with the giant stuffed pink giraffe is what i’m getting, true or false?”
“A woman on the Subway told me today that I looked like I’d make a good male prostitute…. Is that supposed to be a compliment or not? I honestly didn’t know how to react.”
“I think it’s a compliment, she would pay to have your dick in her. And last time I checked that’s a pretty invasive thing to happen so -- high five, you’re desirable to some.”
venomettes.
‘ you know twitter users can lose up to a million followers a day – just tragic. ‘
“yikes, i don’t know what you’re doing wrong but i only lose about three or four a day but it’s made up by all the new followers.”
angeliiciisms.
“According to all known laws of avi– Son of a bitch!” Warren set the phone down on the grass next to him, watching as the text tone alerted him each time a new chunk of the script came through.
“How many fucking texts is it going to take?” He bemoaned, almost regretting giving his cousin his number. “D’ you have any idea how to, like, stop a chain of text messages? Any at all? I’m dyin’ here, dude.”
"You have to kill them.” Titan deadpanned, never quite sure about all the Bee Movie hype. “Blood by blood.”

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mcckingbirdmcrse.
“So, is everyone obsessed with this new game?”
“Only if you’ve got a smartphone an a pulse. I’ve never been more grateful to be alive. You should try it before taking that kind of tone.”
spiidcrsilk.
“you need some help?” the female webslinger is upside down, brow furrowed in concern. “i don’t exactly dress in this s u i t just because it looks pretty.”
“does it look like i need help?” he huffed, folding his arms across his chest as the gunman in question stood perplexed between them. “could’ve fooled me, it’s really working for you.” he was all grins, despite, you know, the gun to his chest and the fact that he was about to lose the 14 dollars in his wallet.
farce to look like i do more than drink and stalk.
rcmy.
“i can go all sorts of places though, i guess that’s the good part. what i got trouble with is bringing places here. yellowstone is cool though. mistake turned vacation, i hear?” again, she lifts the drooping, glitching blade. “i’m the number two genji in game, i’m just trying to get to be the number one out of game. i don’t want to be betty spaghetti. i hate the name betty.”
“we all have our trouble spots then don’t we. usually i don’t all the time to vacation but i mean it’s convenient right? beats having to deal with a travel dealer except i’ll never really be prepared.” snorting embarrassingly against himself, titan shook his head. “who the fuck says betty spaghetti any more. also i have no clue what a Jen-gee is. but i’m sure you are number one because no one else can make anything close to this even if it looks like a sad penis.”
@redchovani: can you punish kids for not behaving on twitter?
@teenTITANofficial: @redchovani no bc ppl think ur handle is red anchovi they won't take u srsly

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@thiefprince: guess who's teaching sex ed next semester? get rdy, mutants.
@teenTITANofficial: @thiefprince doesn't that mean you actually have to get some first?
@thesilkiest: @teenTITANofficial what makes you think i can control them bruh
@teenTITANofficial: @thesilkiest but somebody's gotta... i believe in you