What am I doing with my life?!

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Damn I thought folks knew this …

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

cash is king when it comes to tips

trick or treating with three of your past lives?

This shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Never too late, for a concept full of this much d'aww.

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great