⋆˚࿔ swagless tboy central

my silly hc is that changing clothes makes it easier to pass checks not bc a bowtie actually makes harry more charismatic, but because that is such an absurd thing to do, that the locals just want to entertain his antics. if i was minding my business and some homo-cop came around, 40yo twink in tow, failed miserably at talking like a normal person and then put on a straw hat, i'd be like "LMAO fuck it, i'll confess to murders i haven't even comitted. i just wanna see where this goes lol"

I haven't seen it anywhere yet but I cannot possibly be the only one drawing similarities between March from the Nice Guys and Harry from Disco Elysium

no more fics where the furies disappear/leave temporarily and harrys relieved, write fics where the furies disappear and he immediately starts panicking because its so *quiet* and he doesn't know how to handle it. where he feels achingly, devastatingly alone. where he starts really struggling to do basic tasks because he can't even conceptualize that other people can just Do Things