i am pathologically homesick for the lives i could have lived

milf (memories i'd like to forget)

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

ordered binge food on door dash and now i’m sad cause i already had a burger and onion rings for dinner

AND chips :|

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

we are all so stupid for using tumblr as a public diary but also sexy

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy