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-What would haikyuu characters dream of?(part2)

+Did they ever had a wet dream? (NSFW feel free to skip those parts)

Hinata:

- Different stuffs. They do vary a lot but mostly he would even question his own sanity himself. For example he once dreamed he was playing volleyball against seijouh in a bride gown as he was marrying Nekomata. But he also has those kind of dreams which they're about his goals.

P.S : His sleeping positions are questionable as well.

+ Hinata doesn't remember what his first wet dream was about but he remembers his waking up process and being panicked. He also remembers when his crush on Kageyama started to grow he dreamed of him "making hinata feel good". He was also panicked in that statement that he had to call Suga.

Oikawa:

- Oikawa has a pretty messed up sleep schedule and he rathers to get as tired as possible to not dream at all in order to not see his team losing against either Shiratorizawa or Karasuno again. But let's say he also has those kind of dreams he favours. Like him winning or being the king he always wanted.

+ Oikawa is horny as hell so him seeing wet dreams more that actual ones is not surprising. Actually there was one of his dreams which he had a great time in those with his lovely "Iwa-chan", so he was acting awkward the day after. Then he found out his lovely "Iwa-chan" had the same one.

Atsumu:

- Atsumu is also one of those nightmare people who wakes up in the middle of the night panting heavily. Most of those dreams are about him not being loved or noticed or even losing a loved one. But when 'Tsumu is hella tired he dreams nicely. Let me say the person sleeping right next to him is also effective. That's why he doesn't mind Sakusa's calm vibe being around his sleep body.

Hinata:

He just went to show Kageyama he's not scared but he screamed at literally anything. His teammates teased him a lot and scared him themselves. (Tsukishima died out of laughter)

Kageyama:

Not as much better as Hinata. He got scared easily but hadn't scream though. I bet Kageyama would be furious at the end of it so Suga or Asahi should calm him down.

(Tsukishima had called him The scared King for a long time)

Yamaguchi:

He got scared easily as well but had brush it off fast except for times he felt scared and hugged Tsukishima and apologiesed right after. Had tried to help Kageyama and Hinata but that didn't work so he just did it for Yachi.

Tsukishima:

Only got scared once and Yamaguchi was the only one who saw it. Did not minded Yamaguchi's hug. He has recorded everybody's scared moments for blackmail and would show or watch them just to laugh. Has teased everyone except for 3rd years and Yama.

Tanaka:

Was the one who brought up the idea. He had tried to scare or fight the actors so he got kicked out right after he took of his shirt to fight.

Before that he has screamed in his girly voice and Noya laughed a lot.

Nishinoya:

He also got kicked out but not for the same reason as Tanaka. He actually did his rolling thunder and damaged a lot of things cause he didn't want anyone to know he got scared of an image at the front door. Still not convinced why he got kicked out.

Asahi:

Didn't want to come Noya dragged him in though. He hided behind Daichi anytime he got scared of something. Suga tried to hit him to show there's nothing scarier than Suga. Had gone out with Noya when he got kicked out.

Sugawara:

Actually enjoyed the experience and was okay with even doing it again. He grabbed Daichi's hand 3 times when he had jump scares. Thinks he should come with Daichi next time cause he's worried that Daichi hasn't enjoyed it.

Daichi:

It is not needed to say that he had such a scary time handling his team that he didn't got to experience any of the game itself. He tried to save Suga in game multiple times and left Asahi just there.

Yachi:

+Did they ever had a wet dream? (NSFW feel free to skip those parts)

Akaashi:

- Akaashi mostly has pretty busy days so when he goes to the warmth of his bed he doses off and there isn't a falling sleep option for him. So mostly he doesn't dream or wouldn't remember if he had one. But if he did it probably would be his daily life maybe more stressful nothing special.

+ He mostly wouldn't dream about those stuff but oncehe had a dream that Bokuto fucked him in the gym room. He couldn't toss to Bo as he used to for the whole day (Konoha is the only person who knows about it)

Bokuto:

- Bokuto usually dreams like a 4 year old kid like a land of ice cream or something mostly about foods though. He once was biting on a pillow as it was a meat. (Kuroo has the picture)

+ Bokuto has wet dreams as much as a normal boy would have. The fun fact about those dreams is that he hasn't seen anybody in those except for Akaashi, even before finding out that he's interested in boys or having crush on his setter.

Bonus: He's favorite was the one he had a maid outfit on.

Nishinoya:

- He mostly dreams of his future, his adventures alongside a romantic life with someone. Noya is lucky enough to have those kind of dreams with his favourite celebrities but once he started to grow feelings with Asahi it was mostly him.

Iwaizumi :

Iwaizumi is a fan of excitement and little breaks in routines. He also is a pretty busy man travelling around the world so he would rather doing it in a hotel. Especially if it is a custome themed love hotel making his fantasies come to life.

Daichi :

Daichi is mostly that gentleman that would follow the rules but sometimes the devil makes him do some kind of things that keeps him wanting more. So experiencing that kind of activity in volleyball club would be his favourite.

Sakusa :

We all know getting Sakusa to touch something public is nearly impossible. So having sex in public it's definitely not his thing. But I'm not saying he's not going to do it at all. He prefers to do it in his own car cause he could keep his focus on his partner and not venereal diseases.

Bokuto :

Kageyama :

He would be so furious. Like he would go to his partner immediately and barks at the person who was flirting. He would also be angry with his partner afterwards (doesn't know why himself)

Ushijima :

He would think they're a friend that they're just talking so he wouldn't interrupt until he sees his partner uncomfortable. Then he would politely ask if there's any problem or what's wrong with his partner.

Asahi :

He would politely ask them to leave their partner alone if they ignore him he would ask again but if they still continue the action he would take his partner's hand, say they belong to him while they look at them in a scary way. (He would feel guilty afterwards)

Kuroo :

He would go to his partner while he take their waist and say "there you are love missed you already". He would continue his move by kissing or touching his partner if they don't leave. So they better be gone by then until Kuroo hasn't fucked his partner.

Iwaizumi :

He would rest his arm on their shoulder asking : "And what do you think you're doing? They already belong to someone". Most of the times that would scare them and they leave but if that didn't work, Daddy Iwa would hit them~

Tsukishima :

(Daisuga confession oneshot)

Suga was sitting on the edge of bench as Daichi was taking his shirt off. His bare skin was drawn with the texture of muscles. As his own fingers were traveling from his abdomen to his chest Suga's brown orbs were a traveller as well. Sugawara's imagination was getting wilder each second bitting every parts of his mind leaving marks of want and need in his heart.

"Suga? Anything wrong?" Daichi asked with a smile. "Nope just thinking". "What about?". Sugawara stood up to look into Daichi's eyes closely. "You know... Our school days will end soon. Right?". "Yes?". "Well I was thinking... Don't you want to date anyone?". "Well... Umm". Sawamura scratched the back of his head as blood rushed to his cheeks. "Where did that come from?". "Hmmm. Just thinking. You know Michimiya's really into you". "You think?". "Yes. And she's a... Sweet girl". "Well. I think she's just a good friend beside We're both focusing on graduation so I don't think that would be a thing to worry about now". Sugawara gulped at Daichi's answer. Not sure if he should be worried about rejection he's hallucinating or to be happy as his supporter was not that interested in Michimiya. Guilt was stabbing Suga's mind. He tried his best for Michimiya right? Loving someone was not an act of selfishness was it?

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Daichi was supposed to study but he couldn't take his mind off of the gray haired angel dancing with numbers in front of him. He could hear the sweet melody of his name being called by him as little kisses to his ears. "Focus Sawamura. God damn it". As he tried to solve the math problems he found it helpless so maybe this obstacle could lead him to Suga helping him with both mathematics and focus.

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Daichi waited as Suga arrived trying his best not to wake anybody up. As they reached Daichi's room Sugawara's locks locked up with Daichi's. Not saying much but their eyes would express everything they hearts wanted to. "Umm so maths you said" Suga broke the silence before silence could break their bond as friends. "Uh yes sorry for bothering". "Not at all I like teaching. What's the problem?". "Well... I didn't pay much attention in the class so I basically don't know anything". Sawamura said scratching his neck. "Oh then what were you thinking about Daichi? Love didn't let you listen?" Suga joked. "Actually yes. I mean loving volleyball is a thing right?". "y....yeah sure".

Sugawara sat beside Daichi teaching him anything he knows. Daichi could've sworn to God he found a time machine in Suga's presence. 4 hours flew as they were both cursed. Koushi had to go back home just to process how good of a time he had. Daichi offered to take him excusing danger in order to feel him a little bit more although he would see him tomorrow. "I've told you I'm good on my own". "I know but it was late and you're pretty so...". Sugawara blushed. "I... I'm not". "Come on you look like an angel." "D... Daichi... Stop... It". "But it's true.". "Nope it's not". Suga said with a laugh. Daichi smiled. "Okay we're here". "Yes. Ummm thanks for coming". "Anytime". Their eyes collided. Fitted as puzzles together. Captivated by each other. Sugawara's eyes slided to Daichi's lips. Suddenly Daichi ruined their limitations by capturing his angel's lips into a deep kiss. Both let the moment sink into their veins. Both jumped from the cliff of hiding in order to fly by each other's side. Suga went further hanging his arms around Daichi's neck while Daichi hung his around Suga's waist. The kiss got broken. The atmosphere was confusing, smelling like the sweetest guilt they ever gave into. They stared at each other hoping for a comment to be added, something to be confessed. Suga's mind came back to life while it was clenching Suga's heart. He let go of Daichi's wide shoulders. "Well umm good night Daichi". Giving him a light peck on his cheeks. Daichi couldn't keep Suga much longer or he would loose himself in the war of love. "Good night Suga".

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There were secrets Captain and his lovely setter meant to keep it sealed that day. Not much happening except for their eyes capturing each other's figures saved in their memories while the other one was not watching. It was DaiSuga's turn to close the club's door. "Good you two finally confessed to each other" Asahi said waiting as they were packing. "I was getting tired of you guys ranting about how perfect or hot or whatever the other was and how bad you couldn't have him". They blushed. Someone finally pushed them from that cliff. Making them pass the line of that killing comfort. "Umm Asahi you just confessed for us". Daichi said with a light shade of embarrassment. "Oh... Shit sorry. Then I'm leaving you to talk bye". Asahi left with a huge feeling of embarrassment not knowing he actually sparkled the firework he was waiting for.

Suna:

Booty shaking or well built body being shown are absolute turn on to him. He would brush it of with a little spankie or teasing jokes but if he finds out his partner is showing things on purpose they're fucked.

And as for the mood setting Suna would keep the room dark or turns on the red lights, puts on his burning playlist or either whispers hot song lyrics into their ear while he seductively touches them and bites and nibbles on their ear.

Osamu:

Seductively eating is a hella big turn on when it comes to 'Samu. If they lick something for too long then RIP buddy.

Osamu would start by sitting near or around his partner while touching them mostly on their neck, shoulder and thighs. They can guess if he's horny by the way his brows are rised and his tongue is moving in his mouth. If he says "What do we have here to eat?" and he's not in front of the fridge he's horny.

Bokuto:

This sweet creature is an energetic horny ball but would actually hide it sometimes to make sure he's not hurting his partner. But they can actually turn them on in an uncontrollable way by showing off their thighs that would drive him crazy and the little Bo all grown.

After making sure he's partner is okay with the thing he would start with talking and just embracing and lightly kissing that even God doesn't know how did that thing would turn into moans and pants.

Kuroo:

This bitch doesn't even have a turn off mode. A lose clothing, a long hug, even bending to just picking up a thing would make him hard.

He would make a romantic atmosphere by sometimes lighting candles sometimes a hot movie maybe some flower pedals in a bathtub or even wears a suit for the occasion. But if he's in a more comforting mood with he's partner he would just jump on them to express how much he missed them. (It doesn't matter if they were together the whole day)

Tsukishima:

He's hard to seduce honestly like if his partner uses viagra that would be much more easier, but if he's really into them or their relationship has reached to the point to get more physical he'll ask with a pink shade of embarrassment on his cheeks. Before actually requesting he would ask Akiteru, Bokuto and Kuroo even Kageyama (You can't tell me Tsukishima lost his virginity before king) that how should he ask and at last he believes all of them were useless.

Sakusa:

They should be fucking honoured that he even let them to touch him but if Kiyoomi's really into them at first he would ask if they have taken shower that day and if so he would go and prepare the bedroom for the good lord's worship. Then he would ask that if they want to level their relationship up. Sakusa would take any kind of signals from his partner so they shouldn't be much worried. (Wear shorts that's the turn on)

Atsumu:

He gets turned on easily even when his partner is not even trying he would take it as a signal and pin them to the nearest object. "What the fuck even is the atmosphere there always is a situation to fuck". They better remember the safe word or else they would be ruined by the MSBY setter.

Kageyama:

Well he get turned on by different things but when he wants to seduce his partner he kinda can't. For example he'll look them directly into their eyes and after like 10 minutes he would say that he sent signals and they should've be gotten them. Their partner can actually guess if he's in the mood by the way he kisses them which most of the times it means he's horny.

Daichi:

Daichi would be turned on by his partner showing skin a little bit more than usual specially if they have a soft one. He's a gentleman of course so he would set a friendly atmosphere like asking them for a movie date at his house and then when he thinks it's the time he would gently ask if they want to be more physicaly involved with him or not. (Can anyone say no to a hot policeman?)

Asahi:

Although he doesn't show it but he gets seduced by his partner pretty easy. His partner is going to be the one who should make him sure they're fricking okay with doing it. So in the beginning of the relationship he would only do it to satisfy his partner's need. But Goood if the ice melts 😏 you can read it from his eyes that the devil himself has captured the Jesus inside of him.

Bokuto would ask Kuroo for ideas. At last he would take them to a place which it shows both his energetic and soft parts of his character so fun fair or Disney land might be the option.

They're gonna take so many gifts and plushies home as I'm hella sure Bo can win them all. He's brave enough to go on roller-coaster but he would vomit right after.

Warning⚠ : He might get sugar high

And at last he would walk their date home being thankfull for the day