you can always find me in the drift

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“you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain” FALSE. you either die for a cause only for your sacrifice to be completely erased in the next series or live long enough for your character to be butchered by an author who replaced love for their own series with profit.

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

Bart daughter or simp son

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

hey...the failed trump assassination made me think about how I missed my shot with you and how I haven't been right in the head ever since. hope you're doing okay

this was for the ear one. I learned about the one today in April 2026 because the post started going around again

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

the reclusive little girl would like to say nothing at all