Tip To Tail

The unflappable (or is that flappable?) Christopher Ewing. Pammy's boy.

Don't watch Dallas TNT as a pessimist. See the glass 100% full.  Of air. ;-)

The only person who can take down J.R. is J.R. -- That's whodunnnit.

To the caller on the phone, "I'm not really sure if Mr. Ewing is here. It's not like I'm a main character."

Awwww, Rebecca.

Jock Ewing, with Bobby and J.R., "So I gave you a picture of us, huh? Well, if I did, then you've got nothin'! A real photograph isn't somethin' somebody gives you.  A real photograph is somethin' you TAKE!"

Sue Ellen Ewing, lover of red and looking fascinated. 

Cliff Barnes. Long before he became acquainted with wrongful incarceration in a Mexican prison.

This is John Ross Ewing III. Now does this guy look like a scoundrel?

A mother's love.

Look at that handsome gang!

Lucy Ewing, Mama Cooper, and Afton Cooper. Afton and her Mama are just now meeting the Ewings, since Afton's brother Mitch is in a relationship with Lucy. Afton is thinking, "Aww yeyah! The Ewing's are LOADED! I'm 'bout to get PAID UP IN HERE!"

Mama and daughter on Dallas TNT.  More Afton, please! Thank you much.

Icy.

The many faces of Afton.

J.R. Ewing, "Takes brains to know when to wear a vest, honey. And since that's in short supply around here, I'm gonna let everybody know.  Now's the time to wear a vest."