loveletters

a keeper but I'll never beg to be kept

nut-in-me november

dick-me-down december

You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

hole?

this is like a pokemon saying its own name

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

opening my locket with a picture of the left tit in one side and a picture of the right tit in the other and sighing wistfully

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

in the empty vacuum of outer space good pussy doesnt even make a sound

lol somebody hasnt had that good no-atmosphere pussy that shits loud as fuck its scary actually

i like irish poetry. i like knowing a man called tadhg ó ruaic, fl. 1684, lost a game of cards to a girl called blánaid on purpose because he wanted her to top him

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

Concept: having a passionate sex life while being in a healthy relationship.

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

I hate this comment most of all lmfao :(