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I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

Y'all ever just…. Try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

My Sims when I keep switching between day and night in build mode

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

can I get some uhh.. love and attention please

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

He sounds like your neighbor stepping on a pitfall seed off camera

*12 year old voice* i know who you like