Tiny Demon

"Er, yeah. You’re in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Are uh, you okay? Did you lose your parents or somethin’?"

"Gravity Falls? It....kinda sounds familiar? Nah, I don't have or need parents, and I-I'll be fine, just a bit of worry."

  "I am nice, I give nicer things then teeth….l-like I gave a girl a rainbow eyeball….thats nice…" he pouted, but moved and sat next to him, bringing his knees to his chest before putting his head down. "No one ever wants to be friends."

"Humans are just really gross period." he said, looking at the bear. ".....so what does it do?" he asked, curious.

"So that means it is possible to move into alternate dimensions!? You’re me? Like really me? Is that poss- well it probably is but- ohmygoshthisissocool!”

          ‘ man, you’ve got a lot to learn. alternate dimensions are a                 piece of cake once you get the hang of it! so’s a lot of things!                 like possession and driving people insane! ‘

As he spoke the child was making excited gestures, a grin on his face. Behind him the child's shadow was moving erratically, almost like some kind of beast or monster instead of a human child.

Thats how tiny he is compared to normal Bill

"Either some more powerful demon, some really weird human, or- I dunno. Look I haven’t really perfected the whole ‘knowing everything’ thing- can you just tell me please?"

         ’ you’re not being as enthusiastic about this game as you should be.               okay, i’ll tell ya; i’m you! but not s a little kid! weird, huh? man, the               universe really i flimsy if we’re running into each other! maybe i               should stop messing with alternate dimensions… haha, nah. ‘

"So that means it is possible to move into alternate dimensions!? You're me? Like really me? Is that poss- well it probably is but- ohmygoshthisissocool!"

"Don’t laugh at me! I’m not some kind of a joke Mister. Who the heck even are you? I mean I can tell you’re not human but who do you think you are? I’m a powerful dream demon!"

          ‘ ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!                wow, you sure are cute, kiddo!                tell  you  what,  to make things                more  fun  i’ll   give  you  three                guesses   before   i   tell   you! ‘

"Either some more powerful demon, some really weird human, or- I dunno. Look I haven't really perfected the whole 'knowing everything' thing- can you just tell me please?"

"I’m a demon, this form is an illusion."

          ’ i knew you seemed familiar, kid! haha!                 man, it’s a good thing paradoxes are                 really just coping mechanisms for the                 incredibly stupid. ‘

"Don't laugh at me! I'm not some kind of a joke Mister. Who the heck even are you? I mean I can tell you're not human but who do you think you are? I'm a powerful dream demon!"

  "Because they always make me feel small….a-and when I try to make friends with them they run away from me…." he sniffed, pouting and glaring at the ground. "And then they never summon me and its lonely in the mindscape and its just not fair….."

"Hey. You just have to at least try and be nice to them. And not demon nice. Most humans don’t like getting teeth and still beating hearts as gifts you know." He pats the ground next to him. "Come. Sit with me."

"I am nice, I give nicer things then teeth....l-like I gave a girl a rainbow eyeball....thats nice..." he pouted, but moved and sat next to him, bringing his knees to his chest before putting his head down. "No one ever wants to be friends."

"I don’t exactly have any."

          ‘ you’ll grow some soon enough. probably. i can wait. ‘

"I'm a demon, this form is an illusion."

  "I don’t want people to keep looking down on me…." he whimpered, looking down. "I mean…. I just…. humans and people affiliated with humans are stupid!"

"I’m human. You forget that? Come on why do you think that hmm? Without humans who could you make deals with? Come on kid. Think a little." Bill sits on the ground getting closer to the smaller ones level. 

"Because they always make me feel small....a-and when I try to make friends with them they run away from me...." he sniffed, pouting and glaring at the ground. "And then they never summon me and its lonely in the mindscape and its just not fair....."

"I am a being of pure energy with no weaknesses! Don’t degrade me!"

"Come on kid, I am as well. Can you just please stop yelling."  Bill rubs his temples and closes his eyes. This was giving him a headache.

"I don't want people to keep looking down on me...." he whimpered, looking down. "I mean.... I just.... humans and people affiliated with humans are stupid!"