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âI- sure. Why not?â
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snanley, or snail stanley.
âI- sure. Why not?â

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Too late he arrives, the doorâs properly blocked and barely budges when he throws his weight at it.
 âStanley Pines, Iâm gonna rearrange your teeth when I get in there.  Iâm gonna pull your tidy-whities so far over your head you wonât be able to breathe!!â  Can his muffled threats be heard? Hopefully yes.  But if not, at least he gets the element of surprise.  The doors a no go, but maybe⌠He can jump through the window!
One final kick at the door before scurrying off to the outside. Â Prepare for mayhem.
âAt least I have teeth to rearrange, denture boy!âÂ
Low blow. Stanley makes quick work shuffling through Stanâs office, flipping through drawers and digging around the bookshelf. Theyâre bound to be in here someplace, in a box, maybe? Or perhaps Stan had locked them away in the safe? Dangit. Too many options.
âWhy are you so adamant about hiding your baby shots anyhow? Youâre always saying youâre the handsome twin, ainât those pictures of infant you surrounded by rose petals proof?â He hollered through the door.
a mix for two brothers and their adventures in an odd town. for the one who got lost, and for the other getting him back.
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1. Renegades - X Ambassadors // 2. Young Boys - Sin Fang // 3. Being Small - Sleepy Turtles // 4. The Lament of Eustace Scrubb - The Oh Hellos // 5. Barton Hollow - The Civil Wars // 6. In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier // 7. Dream - Imagine Dragons // 8. Runninâ - Adam Lambert // 9. Midnight - Coldplay
Her mouth opened for a moment, gears in her brain almost visibly turning before a touch of color rose to her cheeks and she smiled sheepishly. âSorry, Captain. Iâm better at the Hawking quoting game than the Sagan quoting game.â
âExtinct? Well, we canât have that. Any particular kind youâre craving, or is your stomach just demanding pie in general?â
âYeah, well, I got a few years on ya for quote memorization,â he grinned, wiggling his bushy eyebrows. âFret not, Sunshine, Hawkingâs good too. Just not as out of this world as Sagan.â
Boo, bad pun, terrible, the worst.Â
âMmm I could go for peach, but Iâll take what I can get. Yâthink Greasyâsâ got anything good in that stationary pie spinner of theirs?â
âFinders, keepers and all that jazz.â
A muffled thump (definitely not cos he fell trying to get out of his chair) and then heâs off. Â In time to see his good for nothing brother turning the corner.
âStanley donât you dare!â
âFinder keepers doesnât count with real estate, Stanford!â
Thereâs a slam of a door, possibly the sound of chairs and maybe a book case being shoved around? Is that cackling? This man means business.

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âExcuse me?! Â I think I can take you regardless of the hell dimension. Â I swear to god, if you go anywhere near my office Iâm kicking your ass.â Â
âŚ.wait.         Shit.
âOh ho, the office you say? Well, donât mind if I do. You know technically it used to be my office!â
And thatâs definitely the sound of Stanley jogging off down the hall towards the office.
30yearslost replied to your post: Hey Stan where do you keep those baby model photosâŚ
âIâm gonna find âem, and you ainât gonna stop me, old man.â
        â I punched a damn pterodactyl in the face!           I think I can stop you, poindexter. â
âPffft, gonna have to up your game. Thirty years in a hell dimension, bucko, you couldnât beat an egg.â
Naked and afraid part 2 Thatâs all folks!
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Thatâs the perfect face, sir. Remind me to give Mabel a high five for that later.
And boopable means itâs cool to boop! Which is, like⌠just poking. Or squishing. You know, like when you have a little baby and you just have to press your finger against their nose!
Wait, Mr Stanford was a baby model? But⌠youâre identical. Why werenât you both models? Everyone loves twins!
Iâll pass on the sentiment to her. ;-)
Well. Alright Iâll concede thatâs a solid word for that feeling. I was always a blowing raspberries on the belly kinda guy. Not much for booping.
Oh sure, they love twins, but Stan and me ainât identical. The six finger thing doesnât make me a real good model, it unsettles folks. Which is a shame, because when Stan calls himself âthe attractive twinâ, I know heâs rubbing it in my face that because heâs been paid for his picture, heâs TECHNICALLY right.Â
Still, Iâm sure if you dig deep enough in the shack youâll find some of Stanâs âillustriousâ infant glamour shots.

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Oh man, youâre right. I mean, my nose is big, but at least itâs the same color as the rest of me⌠wait, you and Mr Stanford had that color straight from birth?
Thatâs ADORABLE! You two sound so boopable!
Adorable? You think a coupleâa identical twins with baby tomatoes hanging off the front of their faces is- what is that? Boopable? I dunno what that is. Hang on I gotta ask Mabel which face I want to use here.
>:C
I think thatâs the one.Â
I ainât boopable, Stan was the one who did baby modelinâ.
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[ 30yearslost Âť somepointsomewhere ]
â â So, youâre the bossâ twin, huh? â
The situation is awkward, to say the least. Stan & Dipper had barely explained the situation after the whole 'gravity-anomaly, government- officials-at-the-Shack, half-the-town- destroyedâ fiasco. And yet somehow, the teen had ended up alone in the gift shop with the old manâs brother, & with still very little understanding of what in the world was going on.
      Yeah. Awkward didnât even begin       to cover it.
â Uh - howâs that working   out for you? â
Stanley tapped his fingers together, glancing up and down at the young woman. Coming home? Heâd expected his brother, heâd even kind of expected children. Or at least one child. But his son wasnât a child anymore. The handyman and the teenage girl- Wendy, he had to remember her name was Wendy- those were unknown quantities.
He just barely trusted his twin right now, trusting people he hadnât shared a womb with?
Ehhhhh. Touchy.Â
But he could be civil. He could even try his hand at friendly. Stanley ran six fingers across the stubble on his cheek.
âLast time I checked, yep.â
âAnd uh. Yâknow, I'm not fourteen sharing a bedroom with him anymore so itâs working about as well as it can work,â he gave a crooked grin. âYouâre his... employee? Howâsat going for ya?â
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âFor small creatures such as we, the vastness of the universe is only bearable through love.â
âCome on, Iâll buy you a slice at the diner.â
âExtinction in the rule, survival is the exception.â
âAnd Iâm gonna go extinct without some pie, so lead on, Macduff. Even though thatâs, not the line. Uh. You know what I mean.â
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