trash

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

Slovenia? Are you okay?

Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals”

This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum.

Whatvthe fuck is wrong with east Europe??

is it supposed to be set when he was buying his wigs from party city too?

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

can i get uh……..McDeath™

is that that one play by Shakespeare

yeah

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

Learning languages is fun because I love being able to embarrass myself internationally

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice