bleh

An Alakazam that knows it’s trainers future husband isn’t a good person so at the wedding when the priest asks if anyone objects it’s cries out and uses Psychic to throw him across the room

no but a blind bride being led down the aisle by a lucario a deaf groom whose mr. mime interprets the proceedings into sign language a plusle and minun bearing the rings a bird trainer’s pokemon making them and their partner flower crowns and flying over to place them on their heads a shy trainer’s loudred booming their “I do” for everyone to hear spinarak spinning beautiful veils for bug type trainers tropius and castform using sunny day to keep away bad weather and then a legendary pokemon trainer like “we don’t need a priest, I’ve got arceus”

zelda is her last name. her first name is legend. middle initial o. you’d know that if you were a gamer.

Salt is just tiny tasty rocks

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions