Tiny the Terrible

nose running like a faucet sik as fuq

but i fell in love too early and i'm stuck with innocent sweetness passionate love-making

or is it everything they do is vile so you hate them?

i don't know,

- whatever is left in the oj carton - 3 shots of your roommate's vodka - fill the rest of the glass with sweet tea

enjoy your night of the college experience

all of my life, when i have seen something that i think has an interesting texture i impulsively touch it, and if i really like the way it feels i'll hold it to my face and lips because they're more sensitive than my fingertips.  and if i can't touch it, it's just like this aching tingle in my fingers, and i obsess over the tactile experience even more and get a bit anxious.

do you think heidi montag ever watches herself cry in the mirror

But he died long before she did, and she married a man who was very simple and mean-spirited and unattractive, simply because she felt sorry for him.  He couldn't keep a job and they used up all of her late husband's money until they were both poor.

And I had known her and this husband for all of my life, but I had all of these ideas about the people around me.  Then I grew up, and my parents stopped whispering around me and started to let me in on all of the dirty small-town secrets that seem to float around in the air.