someone needs 2 stop me but i just #can’tbetamed
tiny romanov is anything but: she towers over most of her peers at almost-six-feet with no shoes on.
nobody ever called her by her birth-name growing up so she thought tiny was her name for the longest time. will still introduce herself as tiny till this day and ppl just look at her like ??? wot lol.
should be in 4th year but baby girl failed 3rd year 😔✊
bullied a lot as a kid for being mixed, but that literally did not affect her self-esteem as much as it should have.
that's because tiny had a reputation of being BANANAS: she would literally cry if she killed a bug but was always rdy 2 fITE her bullies (ง'̀-'́)ง
(lots of kids got bitten by her dskksksk hmu if u were a bully and personally victimized bitten by tiny romanov).
daughter of ministry workers: her parents met at beauxbatons (her mother on exchange), they were high school sweethearts, and papa followed mummy to sk after graduation.
so she can speak french and korean fluently, understands the belgian-dutch words her father throws at her, and speaks english with a heavy accent (english is like switzerland in her household: used for mediating etc. which is ??? as they all suck at it and switch languages around anyways).
parents have given up on tiny and her academics— they just want her to at least (pleath) graduate high school.
maybe she will this time 🤷♀️ (if she ever wakes up from her naps in class).
grew up reading trashy romance and mystery novels, and watching lotsa film noirs so if u see her stomping around with her RBF she's probably just recreating a scene in her head or pretending she's a detective or smthg.
which she really wanted to be as a kid: but even in her group of friends (they ran a detective agency disguised as a book club…. yes it was v nerdy and yes they took it v seriously) she was never the detective 😔
actually, she was the brawn of the group— like a bodyguard lol.
catch her on the intramural baek ho team as a beater 💪 (she skinny as hell but could probably beat u up).
wow i'm sorry this is so unnecessarily long but onto some plots!:
4th years who were her peers throughout high school!! either they side-eye her now or don't really care.
3rd years who sweat nervously around her because don't know whether they should call her sunbae or not.
fuckbois who hit her up with the "haha WYD :)" and tiny gives them NOTHING to work with because she is CLUELESS AF.
basically, boys: 😡🖐️🙅♀️ girls: 🥺😍😩💕
(except tiny has never dated a girl before. @her middle school ex bf hmu)
her group of friends since first year (see: detective nerds)!! thick as thieves!! & even tho they're all in 4th they're still close (tiny feels a little left out sometimes and misses their detective days 😔)
quidditch peeps!!! if tiny had a future (lol) she would love to be on the varsity team, but for now she'll just admire/long from afar. also intramural team mates and house rivalries pleath 👌
a close guy friend she can set up tinder profiles for so she can catfish people and practice flirting w girls (i mean… "wingman for" 👀) he knows she's gay (& he is too possibly) but ppl think they're dating lmao.
girls who call her a "girl crush" and she doesn't know if they're lowkey flirting or just being str8 🙃
this is off the top of my head but hmu!!! pleath like this post and i’ll slide into ya dms~
