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What is there to celebrate -Luca Ponsato

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squeak only when squoken to
i'm so sorry i squoke out of turn of course i believe in freedom of squeech
don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.
Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!
now you know who you are messing with
"The Atlantic Is An Eldritch God"
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he meowed so we have to seal him away forever
You are tasked with killing a bloodless chimp.
Chimp Stats:
The chimp does not have blood. It cannot bleed to death.
The chimp does not respirate. It cannot asphyxiate.
The chimp does not need or desire food or water.
The chimp does not age.
The chimp is infinitely patient.
The chimp has chimp physiology. Which is to say it is roughly 5x faster, stronger, and more agile than a human.
The chimp does not feel pain.
While toxins may be effective, the chimp's physiology is an enigma.
The chimp resides somewhere in an abandoned apartment building.
The chimp nest will be extremely dark.
The chimp has superhuman senses, including excellent night vision.
The chimp can regulate it's body temperature. It will not appear on thermal cameras.
The chimp is of uncertain but cunning intelligence. It can mimic human speech and mannerisms.
The chimp can use any weapon, but the chimp will prefer to kill you with it's hands.
The chimp will heal extremely quickly.
The chimps rapid healing factor MAY be temporarily stunted through the application of anti-chimp salve, or UV radiation.
The chimp MAY be confused by particular geometric patterns.
The chimp is flammable, but it does not fear flame. Fire will not slow it.
The chimp cannot be reasoned with, bargained with, or meaningfully communicated with. The chimp only wants you dead.
Your Stats:
You must remain clandestine. You are not allowed to destroy the apartment building.
For this reason, explosives are prohibited.
You get help. You are allowed a team of up to twelve people for your anti-chimp task force.
What is your plan for killing the bloodless chimp?
"Uhm of the chimp does not respirate or eat, then it's technically not alive ☝️☝️☝️🤓🤓🤓"
Yes you are very clever and we are all very impressed. Engage with the bit.
somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!
quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh
hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married
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list of mammals that are bugs
1. jerboa.
list of bugs that are mammals
1. acorn weevil
(source)
They trade places for a day like the prince and the pauper
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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...
I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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