this year we oppress apple users

Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

please do not repost my artworks on other sites :( you did not ask permission to post this

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

Please tell me why this random guy just asked me what my name is and i said Ernest 💀💀🤣🤣🤣.

why am I in fckin tears son!!!!!!

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

this is actually me