Try Living In This Head

       ❝ it ain’t my fault you turned out to be a freakin’ GIANT. ❞ she’s just cuddling into him. 

       ❝ y’know mama said slouching like that is bad for your back. ❞ but she’s hugging him back all the same, yes she is. 

       ❝ did your DAD teach you that one ? ❞

       ❝ hey kiddo. what’s UP ? ❞

       ❝ hey big brother. ❞

       ❝ no way! your dad’s a grandpa? oh i can’t wait to talk to him about this! so when do i get to meet the little rugrat? ❞

        ❝ yeah yeah. what’re you doin’ here, bon? you know i love seein’ you, but two older siblings in one week...did someone die and that fucknut ronald forgot to tell me? ❞

       ❝ not that i’m COMPLAINING, but what’re you doin’ here? ❞

       ❝ wishing my annoying big brother would go away? ❞

       ❝ hey kiddo. remember me? ❞

        ❝ are you kidding? last time i saw you you were running around in diapers! now you’re as big as ME! ❞

       ❝ EW. what are you doing here? ❞

        ❝ HI mama. ❞

       ❝ last time i saw you you were THIS big. ❞

       ❝ okay, one sibling is bad enough, but TWO? did rosie call you or somethin’? ❞

       ❝ you know the whole overprotective big brother thing was annoying when we were kids. now it’s just flat out OBNOXIOUS. stop checking up on me you dork. ❞