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@tobirama-week Day 6: ANBU

Heres Konoha's favourite couple~

....and the others

Sources say best horror event of the decade. Only in theaters December 2025.

"What kind of blasphemy is this?!" - Uchiha Madara, 2/10, had to be dragged out of the theaters

"Finally a faithful adaptation. Some of the editing was clunky." - Senju Tobirama, 8/10

"Ko-chan would NEVER!!!" - Senju Hashirama, still gave it a 10/10 for some reason

"kjfewp 95ijef hnsdjksl :)" - Nakama, did not know how scoring works

It makes me giggle to think that there will be moments where Madara will sit there and run his mouth (because this man is incapable of shutting the fuck up and loves the sound of his own voice) about how he'd burn the world down and reshape it into a utopia only Madara is capable of creating and Tobirama will lie there next to him, wrung out from a mind blowing orgasm and roll his eyes and tune him out even though all of what Madara is saying just confirms all of Tobirama’s deep seeded suspicious of Madara’s nefarious plans but he also just got his back blown out and his guts rearranged by Madara and no less than three of his clones so he's a bit winded at the moment and this pillow talk is so common its sort of soothing in its predictability.

Hes drowsy and he's warm and tingly so he doesn't fight it when Madara pulls him closer and Tobirama trails light fingers across Madara’s jaw and wonders out loud with mumbled and slurred words what he thinks Madara’s skull will look like after he peels away the skin and muscle and what sort of sound his skull will make when he cracks it open and rummages around inside.

This is the most amazing MadaTobi thing I have ever seen

Looking at Tobirama's silly little face just gives me so much joy I can't express it 🥰

@taiyoooh please accept this humble offering of caviar as a token of my gratitude for the existence of this AU

I can’t help but wonder how they’d turn out…. Half fish half bird

Not the eggs!!! Tobi!!!!!! 😖😖😖😖😖

I’m feeling the same way as madara rn in that last panel on the last bingo!tobi ask 😩💀

RIP babies…

I’m heartbroken 😭

Day 7 - Free Day

Icha Icha Warfare, written by Naruto Uzumaki in honor of his mentor Jiraiya who left him the rights to write and distribute Icha Icha so he'd have some money in the future