Will you take me far away?

Oh it definitely does. So, what is it that you do, Everett?

That phrase is pathetic so goodbye.

Oh. Did I hurt you feelings? We all have bad days, so I’m not sorry for feeling glad it’s not happening to me.

I’m in my flat so you tell me where you are.

Oh, how disappointing, I thought you were in some kind of bar/restaurant

It’s one of those days where everything either dies completely or doesn’t work properly. First my dishwasher broke and now my car is dead. Plus the guy who came to check it said and I quote ‘it’s fucked.’ 

Sucks to suck

Sick place, delish food, gorgeous ladies everywhere

Tell me where you are, I’m intrested.

A guy in one of my classes today tried to argue that a face transplant was possible because they did it on grey’s Anatomy. And the saga of my hatred for the human race continues.

What a loser

I should come out of hiding

Nice, finally some new hotties around here. I’m Izzie and please tell me you’re straight, or at least bi?

I don’t use the tv a lot, to be honest. My mom actually gave me her old one. I am usually far too active and always end up getting restless in the middle of the movie and go do something else. But it was a long day at work so I decided to give this one a shot. Oh. Didn’t know that. I’m more of a music guy , to be honest. Spend all my time either playing , listening to it or at work.

Well I use my brother’s tv for netflix mostly. Though I don’t think I could live without one. What do you do exactly to be that active? Sorry for being so curious, but I, like, don’t know a lot of person like you. Music, huh. What do you play? I’m studying music.

tiny-izzie:

tiny-izzie:

I lost my remote

Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from cookie dough or was that just made up to keep us all in check when it came to licking the bowl? And why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? I’ve got entirely too many questions, and the only answer is I should have eaten dinner instead of going to town on the largest coffee ever.

you high or something?

SOOO, my editor keeps calling and calling and calling being like “bitch, where’s the next chapter?” so I turned off my phone and went to a bar. Now I’m tipsy and I have no idea where I am. This is the second time this has happened. What is my life. I think I’m just going to sit on the sidewalk here and think about my life choices. For example: wearing short shorts, converse and a Carol Danvers shirt to a bar. I’m so fucking fashionable, obviously. My socks aren’t even fucking matching. AGAIN, WHAT IS MY LIFE.

A mess?

Apparently my Mom’s gettin’ hitched in a few months– that’s rad. Kinda pissed I missed the proposal, but it’s whatever, shit happens. Back to the books~ Hope your lives have been a lil’ more excitin’ than mine. Or a lot– ‘cause lord, I need to start gettin’ out more.

Can’t say if my life’s more exciting than yours but I sure have rarely time to come on here.