#swerve

Nope. He was surely around our age. 

I never said it wasn’t. Those things just put emphasis on the fact that the world is fucked and people can have some really disturbing kinks. So, getting wet for dancing penguins? Could happen. 

I already saw a lot of things early in the morning – weird stuff, really. But, I had never seen a dude actually take a dump in the street just like that. He wasn’t even trying to hide or anything; that was just really disturbing. And I couldn’t eat breakfast after that. Nope, I’m good for now. People should really learn some manners though, no matter what the circumstances might be.

Nothing quite like a stripper-gram so early in the morning, especially when I have work that needs to get done. I appreciate a naked woman as much as the next person, but really there is a time and a place. Usually on my ten minute around 12:30. 

Can’t think of a better way to spend the New year weekend than getting lots of kisses from the love of my brothers life..  Arthur you are never getting her back !!!!!!!!!

Do you think there’s actually people out there that get wet to dancing penguins? ‘Cause if so, what the fuck?

I think I’ve seen enough shit online to not be surprised by anything anymore. Just last week there was a video of a girl being fucked by a horse going around. And another with a dog, so. 

Alice did it – could be better.

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

What a trip.

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

The world is fuckin’ weird to begin with – that’s not unheard of.

Do you think there's actually people out there that get wet to dancing penguins? 'Cause if so, what the fuck?

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.