A Blog As Messy As My Room

IM GONNA CHOKE ON MY OWN SPIT

i should shower soon *lies down for 5 hours*

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

“Yall are weird” I said.

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

a lot of men say they want women to embrace their natural beauty but they really just want women who are already “pretty enough” without makeup to not wear makeup… like, you don’t want someone to show their natural acne and scars and natural hyper pigmentation, you don’t let women have their natural mustaches, chin hair, beards, and unibrows without shitting on them, which is exactly how they grow for a lot of people, etc. you want women to wax and shape their natural brows, remove their natural facial hair and body hair, and do a strict skincare regimen to manipulate the chemistry and physiological processes of their skin to maintain clear unblemished skin and adhere to already existing beauty standards. you just don’t want them to wear the style of makeup you don’t like lol

*sips her tea*

That’s what I said

oh no

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko