drinking the stars

Tinsley: Sing karaoke for me.

Tinsley: Not even if I search for a thousand years.

Tinsley: Well then you die and I find myself a new boyfriend.

Tinsley: Width for sure. Longer helps.

Tinsley: Depends on the size of their foot.

Tinsley: I think you just lowkey called me fat

Tinsley: Why do you say that?

I’m a really bad cook. I’m terrible with things that happen in the kitchen. I’m not proud of it.

So does this mean you won’t be eating any of these?

Tinsley: You can't cause that's what I was going to be. You can be a clown.

Tinsley: I'm too cool for school. let's join the circus.

Tinsley: What's cool kid talk for get over here before I break up with you for realz this time?

It’s survival of the fittest, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Are you going to let me pick a movie if we do cuddle?

I was making Blake a cupcake last year, for his first game. I ended up destroying about 14 different batches and still didn’t get it. I burnt myself in the process. 

Tinsley: What the hell is that? Is that a typo?